What's better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that's filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you. It goes without saying that the following contains some strong language, and very adult humour. Why is there no jam? Have you run out of eggs? Sex with me these days is akin to thumbing marshmallows into the anus of a cat. I don't.
“Sex is like playing Bridge – if you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand"
Funny Adult Dirty Jokes
Oh come on, you can admit it. Not all jokes need to be family friendly and G-rated. Some of the most beautifully crafted, genuinely laugh-out-loud adult dirty jokes are so jaw-droppingly filthy that you'd feel a little weird even sharing them with a consenting adult at a bar after midnight. But share them we must, because there's something about repeating raunchy jokes that make us feel more alive. It's the same adrenaline rush you get from riding a roller coaster. You scream with terror even though you know you're perfectly safe. It's the same with really great dirty jokes.
Some fruity lines from rude comedians:
Q: What is the difference between your wife and your job? A: After five years your job still sucks. Q: What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself? A: A tearjerker. Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women? A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them. Q: Why are Penises the lightest things in the world? A: Even thoughts can raise them.
The material that is presented here is for adults only. If you have not reached the age of majority, close it immediately, please! Well, honestly, we understand that it is too interesting for you, our dear readers, to leave this page just because of your age. Curiosity is not a sin, it makes us go forward and develop our intelligence. We cannot say that the dirty and weird puns we want you to see today will improve your smartness, but it will certainly cheer you up and will give you the material to use in parties and in groups of your friends. We have picked the best adult jokes for you and hope you will enjoy the reading! Take your time, as some anecdotes are presented in form of full stories, but we hope you will familiarize yourself with all of them, as we tried to do our best to collect these funny things. Women are kin on joking at sex and other erotic topics.